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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.04.22 01:42:00 -
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Well I get to tick one of the boxes... Will I have to actually fight and if so will I have to supply my own knight in shining armor to rescue me or will the corp cover that? |
Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.04.22 01:59:00 -
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Originally by: Amy Mouse
Originally by: Lana Torrin Well I get to tick one of the boxes... Will I have to actually fight and if so will I have to supply my own knight in shining armor to rescue me or will the corp cover that?
corp covers suicides, scammed items, theft, any ransoms you might have to face, kidnapping, overdose, murder, and lost kittens.
In the case of lost kittens, they will replace you with a beanie baby version of your kitten. All the other cases, they will pay you 500 million isk per incident minus 5% fee.
Each individual case can be reimbursed, for up to 500 billion isk in damages cumulatively.
So i loose my kittey and get a beanie baby in return?? Can it purrr?? |
Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.04.22 02:03:00 -
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Originally by: Ghost Nightmare
i already awarded lana my "Ghost Nightmare Seal of Sexy"
thar will be many knights in varying levels of shiney armor to helpz you
also as for reinbursments all amy has said is true
cept if kittens are lost we form a crusade and find the little guy
NO CORP SHALL SURVIVE THE RAMPAGING ARMY OF SODDS KITTEN SAVING CAMPAIGN
Ooo! Sounds cool!! I'll be loosing about 450M worth of stuff to ebil scammers in my first week, and then im likely to loose a freighter full of something expensive.. I'm careless like that... |
Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.04.22 02:08:00 -
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Originally by: Ghost Nightmare
FYI for refunds, pics of tit.s are required for.....identification
*considers her options* What if I got scammed REAL bad... like for 3-4B... would I only have to supply 1 pic for the full amount?
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.04.22 02:36:00 -
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Originally by: Ghost Nightmare yes
also.... i just managed to burn all the hair off my arm, some from the front of my hair and my eyebrows/eyelashes -_-
wait wot? Also.. do I have to be in corp to make this claim?
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.04.22 03:36:00 -
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Originally by: Ghost Nightmare Edited by: Ghost Nightmare on 22/04/2009 02:40:30
depends on the epicness of the t.its in question
pics must be taken with paper saying "SODD - Reimbursement" with the date
bowl....deoderant.....lighter = small explosion = missing hair
I cant vouch for the epicness but for 4B you can get the others... Obviously I dont trust you however so i'll need 50% up front..
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.04.22 04:44:00 -
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Originally by: Requiescat see what i mean about that paying for sexual favors thing
You dont have enough isk to buy your way back in to seeing my epic t1tt1es...
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.04.22 05:03:00 -
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Originally by: Amy Mouse
Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: Requiescat see what i mean about that paying for sexual favors thing
You dont have enough isk to buy your way back in to seeing my epic t1tt1es...
hmmm i might.
Yes.. you might... Req doesn't..
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